i wish i had a puppy



I wish I could trade her for Aunt Jackie!

I wish my aunt was like aunt Jackie from Roseanne. Even when Aunt Jackie started acting like a looney tune when the family won the lottery...that is nothing compared to my real aunt. I'd take Aunt Jackie any day!

best christmas card ever



This is the funniest christmas card I've seen in a long time. P.S. you can get these cards at urbanoutfitters.com

Superficial Friends

Superficial Friends...with Lindsey, Paris, Nicole and the Olsen twins, this is so hilarious. But what happened to Tara Reid? Check out the cartoons here.


mr. bear says "shut yo' yap!"

here's a little doodle I did of mr. bear. I did it in the library the other day because too many people were using the library for chit-chat, instead of studying. Once again I must say, I don't study in your apartment, so please don't talk in my library!

the public library smells...and insanity ensues at the UCLA library

Why does the public library smell? Especially in New York City! Geez, I thought the the public library back home had a funny stench, but I was wrong! Nasty! And so many "normal" looking people smell too, people you see with nice looking clothes and belongings--just because someone has "money" does not mean he/she bathes or practices proper hygiene. But then again I guess we could have deduced that just by looking at Britney Spears (during the K-Fed days).

Speaking of horrendous hygiene... I saw a dude taking a piss, in broad daylight, on 21st street. He was standing at an angle in front of a parked van. Thank god I was walking east and I was only subjected to the backview. I feel bad for any innocent old ladies walking west down that street because they would be forced into seeing a frontal view of this guy peeing. He was taking a piss on the right tire of this van. Very rude, if that wasn't his van! This was insane!



Though not as insane as the time a woman on the A train pulled her pants down, while the train was in motion, and took a piss in the subway car (all while singing loudly some R&B song, off tune). Of course everyone was shocked. At least some considerate dude warned others to "watch out!" for the trickling pee. Only in NYC I guess.

Oh, speaking of library's, that UCLA controversy over the tased student is just insane! Since when were campus security allowed to have and use tasers? What the hell do they need tasers for? This is so racial discrimination and profiling! Can we sing "everyone's a little/too much racist?!" The video shot by one kid is not award winning, but thank god for camera phones; makes me want to get a pure digital point and shoot camera now and just keep it on me at all times. If you haven't seen the video check it out here and a little write up here. Yes there is sound. Yes it is disturbing! Esp. when the officers make threats towards other students that if they don't back off, they too will be tased! Do these campus police officers have any human decency? I mean the guy was not 300 lbs. They could have easily picked him up from his arms and legs, or even dragged him out! But obviously the adrenaline gets to any security officer, especially at moments like these, and all common sense just jumps out the window. These officers should learn to keep it together. Very unprofessional! Note at the end of the video, the Asian officer with the Lance Armstrong yellow bracelet--I just thought that was a random photographic unconsciousness to point out.

Foo Fighters all acoustic is hot!

If you've been in a cave or too busy keeping up with Borat, Britney, or Madonna gossip...the Foo Fighters released a new cd called "Skin and Bones" which basically is an acoustic show (not just acoustic guitars, it's like mini orchestra orgasmic good, esp. in Everlong) of some of their classic songs and new songs. Plus Pat Smear came out of the blue to play with them, that is kick ass!

Well those of you cheap-os who don't like paying for music these days...you can preview the whole cd (or a big chunk of it) on clearchannelmusic.com. Check it here. Personally I'd buy it in like a month from now cos the audio files online here are beyond compressed, like a size 7 woman trying to squeeze into a size 2. Plus how can you not swoon over all the songs from "the Colour and the Shape" (those were highschool classics! If i had a timemachine and microwave popcorn, i'd travel back in time and watch my life like a movie.) Plus check out the acoustic "Big Me"...it'd like to see that acoustic show on video, just to see Pat Smear rockin out.