If it is post partum depression...

If Britney does have PPD...we hope she gets better fast, because there's nothing worse than prolonged PPD ruining your children's lives, making them feel alienated from you. That's bad. So I promise this is that last laugh. Clever people with free time made a Britney Shears doll and sold it on ebay.

Mr. B grows a beard

Mr. B wants to know what look is best for him, the mustache, the mustache/goatee combo, the mustache/goatee/toupee combo?

43 out of 50 aint that bad

You gotta take this 50 states quiz...just need to name all 50 states in 10 minutes (without looking at a map for reference). I did pretty bad for someone with a soon to be masters degree, 43 out of 50, but then again I missed the states that mean nothing to me: Missouri, Nebraska, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Arizona, Connecticut. I should have got Arizona and Connecticut, but I guess I spaced out on those two.


And to really test your third grade level skills, can you name all the states on the map correctly? Try this quiz. I failed miserably and end up on the short bus.

Hey grandpa, quit your snoring!

I think I have insomnia again...or maybe it's just the pressure of this thesis...but last night I couldn't fall asleep until 2am...and I could hear someone in the apartment next door snoring very deeply and very loudly. I sympathise with Sophina

Best thing about Japanese Supermarkets!

Got to do some Japanese supermarket shopping today and of course these were my top three favorites...
Thick Cut Bread (Japanese style)...you haven't discovered the full pleasures of white bread and crust til you've had it Japanese style

Ginger, Garlic and Ume in a tube...i love things in a tube

Matcha Green Tea mix...the packaging alone makes this so cool

Hey hey, you you...Avril, I don't like your new song, no way, no way, I think you need a new one

Avril Lavigne: Hot Topic poster child since 2001. Why are you acting like a Hilary Duff wannabee attempting to bring skanky punk back? If you ask me, Hilary Duff does it better in her new video singing in an elevator with with a black bob wig and reversible trenchcoat. Avril, your music video is funny..not funny, ha, ha, more funny "i'm so embarassed for you that in 10 years you will regret it all."

Avril Lavigne...the harajuku girls will sue

Avril Lavinge
what has happened to you?
writing songs drunk!
recording songs drunk!
wearing tube socks with high heels?
please, true harajuku girls did that like two years ago.
a streak of pink hair
that is so seven years ago

yes you were most successful as a teen
but you can't turn back time.
no one likes an old skanky punk
grow up,
or else your husband will cheat on you
with kristen bell,
your sophisticated doppelganger.

What goes around, comes around

How ironic...Britney dumped her husband in a text message, but now look how the tables have turned. Who wants to bet KFed get's custody of the kids tomorrow, which will totally send Britney off the deep end, and who wants to place bets by the end of month Britney will "no longer be with us" (mentally or physically, or both). Her stupid dancer friends better wake up an send her to the psych ward with some Ben & Jerry's...or else she's going to OD. True Hollywood Story has so much material to work with these days, they must be working 24/7.

"Be careful listening...it's very influential!"

Check out a clip fromt Ryan Trecatrin's "A Family finds Entertainment." Don't get creeped out by the first two minutes, skip to 2:50 and watch the main character Skippy and his classic line "I don't Kay-eer!" (as in care). Also check out Larmtina. I miss making experimental videos like this. Oh I wish I had friends and relatives who wouldn't mind dressing up and drag. P.S. Patty may looks very familiar.

!!! (chkchkchk)

Check out !!!(pronounced "chkchkchk") on myspace. I'm good at prediciting things and picking out trends. I predicited that Britney would be out or rehab again in a day (and what do ya know, she's out!). So I predict !!! are the next big dance craze. In Europe at least.

Mr. A$$ we miss you

Those of you blessed with impeccable taste and cool style will remember seeing Mr. A$$ at least once. Here's a blast from the past.



"I said a knick knack patty wack, give my bitch a smack"

Heart Mark Ronson

This interview with Mark Ronson makes me wish I continued pursuing my music journalism dreams. But then again, pricks like Brett from Fuel remind me why it isn't worth it.



And on the plus side, like Lily Allen, Mark likes Shepherd's Pie...mmm we like Shepherd's Pie too.

Give us back Jordan Catalano

Jared Leto looks like a creepy mess. No wonder he's such a psycho. This is freakier than seeing Christian Bale all manorexic in The Machinist. And what's up with those grandpa high waisted tighty whiteys?

Kevin Federline, will you please pick up your Spears children ASAP!

This is crazier than Mimi's breakdown on TRL. Maybe Britney's trying to get more attention than Anna Nicole these days. Or maybe she's just upset about not getting any roses for Valentine's Day. Either way, this is not a good look for you Britney. You do not have a nicely shaped skull, therefore the shaved look is a loss on you. Somebody better step up and do an intervention with you before you end up like Anna Nicole. Al Gore, please help this girl!

The new Americone Dream, Stephen Colbert style.

I am a closet Ben & Jerry's lover. I don't like to indulge in full fat ice cream...but with Ben & jerry's twice a year, I make an exception. Now there is another flavor to try, the Americone Dream, vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and caramel. That sounds just as good as our last new favorite flavor American Pie.

Joe Rogan...we salute you!

Joe Rogan VS Carlos Mencia ON STAGE!





This is sad, Carlos and Joe duking it out on stage because Carlos steals jokes..I guess that's not too surprising cos most comedians deemed extremely hilarious, steal jokes...but that's low, Carlos stealing jokes from George Lopez & Bobby Lee. Well that explains why the Mind of Mencia show has gotten lamer and crappier, obviously cos he has run out of stolen material. Because Joe spoke out about this outrageousness that comics are allowed to steal jokes, Joe has been banned from the Comedy Store and been dropped by his agent (because Carlos has the same agent, and being the whinny priss that he is, he said either Joe goes or I go...oh how diva-esque!). This is a bad week for Joe, but we salute him!

an the winner is...

Damn Wino! We're a little dissapointed Lily didn't win any Brit awards this year, especially for the fact that Amy Wino-house won best female. Don't worry Lils, Amy Winehouse still has nothing on you.


And what is up with Muse not winning everything! At least they won best live performance.

Madonna, Lily, and Stella making clothes look better than LAMB

So I'm not one to shop at H&M, but this dress from Madonna's M line has my name written all over it!


Also two things to watch out for...Lily Allen's collection with New Look coming out in May called Lily Loves. That I anticipate, cos Lily's style is fabulous.



And watch for Stella McCartney's limited collection with Target Australia in March.


source: nitrolicious

John Petroski...one sick tool

I have a few questions for John Petroski, the 23 year old, now former Opinion Editor of Central Connecticut State University's The Recorder who wrote an article titled "Rape, it only hurts if you fight it":
1) did you fall asleep in your high school satire class and just wake up from your drug induced nap now?
2)when did you first realize you have become a bitter adult?
3) Are you on medication?
3) Word of advice...You might want to see a therapist more often to get rid your emotional baggage that influenced you to write this sad piece of writing. And don't bother attempting to submit your resume to the Onion after you graduate, cos they've already blacklisted you.

P.S. You are such a disgrace for college journalists everywhere

And to Mark Rowan, the Editor and Chief of The Recorder
1) were you too lazy to find another article to replace Petroski's pathetic excuse for an article? A quick commentary about Britney Spear's downward spiral could have easily been written in 15 minutes.
2) or were you too busy getting high?


(I am so offended by Petroski's article, I had to add the dorkis malorkis glasses, evil mustache and stink lines)

Konichiwa Bitches

This is my new favorite song. Love the Looney Tunes ref at the end. How come I never heard of this Robyn til now. Konichiwa Bitches! (if you know what the reference is from you deserve some cookies).

Funny Tees

These t-shirts are hilarious...get one now!

Who hasn't slept with Anna Nicole?

Yet another possible baby daddy of Danilynn has come forward, Anna's bodyguard...what next Bobby Trendy's gonna say he had a drunken fling with her last year too? This is way too much True Hollywood Story material.

The first playable videogame music video

So this Norwegian band Rektor has created the first playable videogame music video...it's not the best video game, not the best song, and not best video i've ever seen...but it's entertaining for those that like videogames and dancing in videogames.

The Japanese are just too cool!

I wish packaging for food in the US could be as crazy cool as this...female drunken panda-seals lounging in peanut snacks and drinking beer...the Japanese just know my style and sense of humor.


Check out PingMag's Best of Japanese Snack Packaging for more..and a little Crayon Shinchan!

Lily Allen...much improved!

Lily Allen was brilliant tonight! She has redeemed herself with a 16 song set...much, much improved all around. Though she wasn't wearing any killer pumps, she was fabulous as always and much more energetic and she surely belted it out in her own delicate way. And she sang at least two out of three of my favorite covers, 'Everything's Changing" and "Naive." The crowd was still a strange wide demographic...but at least she's getting the recognition she deserves. Kudos to you Lily. You deserve all the Brit awards. Amy Winehouse has got nothing on you. Now go do a show in Hawaii.

the lovely long set Lily did in no particular order:
LDN
Nan You're A Window Shopper
Knock 'em Out
Shame For You
Littlest Things
Everybody's Changing (Keane cover)
Naive (Kook cover)
Not Big
Cheryl Tweedy
Everything's Wonderful
Friday Night
Absolutely Nothing
Friend of Foe
Smile
Blank Expression (The Specials cover)
Alfie

Oh, that's nice. But there's no way in hell I want to cuddle with you!

So these people have created cuddle parties so people can get "their touch needs meet" (more positive sensual touches without sexual connotations). Personally this creeps me out. I am lucky enough not to need such a service at all. They say when it first started people were hesitant at trying this cos they were afraid there would be "creepy" people there? Creepy... does that mean sexual predators and perverts? Ok none there...but question, where are the hot people? Maybe I just have higher standards in life like Liam Gallagher, but even without sexual connotations I would not want some stranger holding my hand or spooning me unless they have an above average looking face.

I got 99rooms and a bitch ain't in one

So this is my new favorite VERY COOL website 99rooms.com. I hope my thesis turns out to be as VERY COOL as that. Sorry for the Jay-Z referance...but you gotta do that with anything involving "99."

Where the hell is RES?

RES magazine has been slacking off lately...I heard they are re-launching a new hybrid of RES in 2007...well it's already February get in gear! I haven't received an issue since September 2006...they owe me a sixth issue for 2006, let alone issue one starting in January/February 2007. And RESfest hasn't even come to NYC yet! That is lame! They got offices in NYC, why couldn't they have it start in NYC! RES you're really starting to piss me off!

Liam Gallagher, we salute you!

So Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has given us another classic line to laugh about for years to come... The Mirror reports in its 3AM column that he criticized a male fan for his choice in female groupies: Liam barked, "Don't like yours much. You should have gone to Spec Savers, mate." (Translation..."woof! your women are dogs, you need to get your eyes reexamined"). Ah, thank god for real rock stars with higher standards than the average man. Keep on rockin' on mate!

MTV.COM you suck!

MTV.COM you suck, not as much as the real MTV on television...but you can't even function without crashing my internet brower. How the hell am I suppose to enjoy your music videos, the gaunlet show clips and Gideon Yago? (that's ok, he is so 2001 anyway). It's a perfect interface for kids with ADD, but most of us don't have ADD. You need to tone down the flash features and simplify your interface. And I don't want that random Sweet 16! or the Hills clips playing every time I go to your main page. I am not the only one who is fed up...they are.

Vote for Matt Bellamy as sexist man!

So NME is having their annual awards of sorts and you the people vote for best band, live act, sexiest man, etc. etc. Show Matt Bellamy some love and make sure he wins over Pete Doherty cos even though the man can throw on a suit for a court appearance, a needle sticking out of ones arm is not sexy, that is so 1993. I'm a little upset and confused as to why they nominated Lily Allen for Worst Dressed and Sexiest Woman...yeah she has had a previous problem with massive amounts of neon colored mascra...but most of her dresses and pumps are jazzin'! I think Matt Bellamy and Lily Allen would make a lovely couple, they would be the new Gwen and Gavin.

"Across The Universe " trailer

As much as I am against Evan Rachel Wood right now, this looks very good. People are saying it reminds them of Moulin Rouge? I don't know about that, maybe if it's musical-equese. And with a jam packed Beatles cover soundtrack, I'll consider paying $10 to see it in theaters.

"Reign Over Me"

This movie looks really good. Is it just me or does Adam Sandler sort of look like a middle aged Boby Dylan? Don Cheadle is always good.

Lily Allen remixes and covers

So if you haven't heard Ms. Allen's cover of Keane's "Everybody's Changing" check it here cos it rocks better with a ska guitar strum.

Also if you've been living under a rock and only heard of Lily Allen as of last week, you need to check out Mark Ronson's remix of "Smile" at Zeon's Music Blog here. It's brilliant. And his remix of Toxic is great too(that's the why it should have been without Britney in the first place.

Lily Allen's playing with puppets

You've gotta check out Lily's new video for "Alfie"..usually I hate straight forwad "lyrics match the visuals" kind of videos...but the colors in this vid, lily rockin' the bangs as usual, a perverted creepy looking puppet, and the what looks like oh deer! heels make me forgive the lack of creative possiblities.