John Petroski...one sick tool

I have a few questions for John Petroski, the 23 year old, now former Opinion Editor of Central Connecticut State University's The Recorder who wrote an article titled "Rape, it only hurts if you fight it":
1) did you fall asleep in your high school satire class and just wake up from your drug induced nap now?
2)when did you first realize you have become a bitter adult?
3) Are you on medication?
3) Word of advice...You might want to see a therapist more often to get rid your emotional baggage that influenced you to write this sad piece of writing. And don't bother attempting to submit your resume to the Onion after you graduate, cos they've already blacklisted you.

P.S. You are such a disgrace for college journalists everywhere

And to Mark Rowan, the Editor and Chief of The Recorder
1) were you too lazy to find another article to replace Petroski's pathetic excuse for an article? A quick commentary about Britney Spear's downward spiral could have easily been written in 15 minutes.
2) or were you too busy getting high?


(I am so offended by Petroski's article, I had to add the dorkis malorkis glasses, evil mustache and stink lines)