Avril Lavigne...the harajuku girls will sue

Avril Lavinge
what has happened to you?
writing songs drunk!
recording songs drunk!
wearing tube socks with high heels?
please, true harajuku girls did that like two years ago.
a streak of pink hair
that is so seven years ago

yes you were most successful as a teen
but you can't turn back time.
no one likes an old skanky punk
grow up,
or else your husband will cheat on you
with kristen bell,
your sophisticated doppelganger.

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