Sorry but I've got some major celebrity gossip gripes...and it's always problems with the blondes...well and then a Cruise.
1. Ashlee Simpson dumped her band guitarist, Braxton Olita. Not that I would normally care, but he's a Hawaiian homegrown...and that's just uncool! She had it made in the sun with that boy. And the nerve of the girl because she went straight to Fall Out Boy media whore Pete Wentz. WTF?!? And Pete Wentz dumped Michelle Trachtenberg at the drop of the hat when he found out Ashlee left Braxton. WTFF??! I hope Braxton and Michelle get together, fall in love, get married on the beach in Hawaii and send a Christmas card to Ash Wentzday(brilliant name by Perez) with their wedding photo attached.
2. Paris Hilton. If I got stopped by the cops and told them I was busy the past two days working very hard and didn't have a chance to eat all day, that's why I may seem a smidge tipsy, and that I was slightly speeding to get to a restaurant ASAP..I'm sure they'd let me off with a warning and no charge. So it's perfectly normal that the police probably won't charge her and crazies like her will continue to be anorexic, drink like a sailor and maybe next time hit a child on a bike without getting anything more than another warning.
3. Suri Cruise...have you seen her daddy lately, Chris Klein? That's right this conspiracy theory is just as good as the Courtney Love's responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death. Slanted eyes! Not unless Tom's had plastic surgery...those slanted eyes did not come from him or Katie. Suri is Chris Klein's baby. Katie found out she was pregs with Klein's baby after they broke up...Tom Cruise moved in on the opportunity...proposed ASAP so they could cleverly plan out the stalling of the birth. There is no official proof of when Suri was born. We didn't see Suri for months, until now, and she looks like she's much older than claimed. The Vanity Fair cover took 21 days to shoot and 2 days of retouching...because they had to get rid of more Chris Klein features, which they didn't want to reveal.
I'm not hating on Suri Cruise, or Tom (cos that's a whole 'nother conversation), nor Katie for "loving" Tom (yet another long tangent)...but I'm just fed up with the suspicious behavior surrounding the start of their relationship, and the baby secrecy...you give a little in the beginning and you will not be hassled...look at Brad and Angelina or Gwen and Gavin...they gave a little, and they aren't being hounded or accused of being liars. Common sense kids, common sense.
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