I wish I could trade her for Aunt Jackie!
I wish my aunt was like aunt Jackie from Roseanne. Even when Aunt Jackie started acting like a looney tune when the family won the lottery...that is nothing compared to my real aunt. I'd take Aunt Jackie any day!
best christmas card ever
This is the funniest christmas card I've seen in a long time. P.S. you can get these cards at urbanoutfitters.com
Superficial Friends
Superficial Friends...with Lindsey, Paris, Nicole and the Olsen twins, this is so hilarious. But what happened to Tara Reid? Check out the cartoons here.
mr. bear says "shut yo' yap!"
here's a little doodle I did of mr. bear. I did it in the library the other day because too many people were using the library for chit-chat, instead of studying. Once again I must say, I don't study in your apartment, so please don't talk in my library!
the public library smells...and insanity ensues at the UCLA library
Why does the public library smell? Especially in New York City! Geez, I thought the the public library back home had a funny stench, but I was wrong! Nasty! And so many "normal" looking people smell too, people you see with nice looking clothes and belongings--just because someone has "money" does not mean he/she bathes or practices proper hygiene. But then again I guess we could have deduced that just by looking at Britney Spears (during the K-Fed days).
Speaking of horrendous hygiene... I saw a dude taking a piss, in broad daylight, on 21st street. He was standing at an angle in front of a parked van. Thank god I was walking east and I was only subjected to the backview. I feel bad for any innocent old ladies walking west down that street because they would be forced into seeing a frontal view of this guy peeing. He was taking a piss on the right tire of this van. Very rude, if that wasn't his van! This was insane!
Though not as insane as the time a woman on the A train pulled her pants down, while the train was in motion, and took a piss in the subway car (all while singing loudly some R&B song, off tune). Of course everyone was shocked. At least some considerate dude warned others to "watch out!" for the trickling pee. Only in NYC I guess.
Oh, speaking of library's, that UCLA controversy over the tased student is just insane! Since when were campus security allowed to have and use tasers? What the hell do they need tasers for? This is so racial discrimination and profiling! Can we sing "everyone's a little/too much racist?!" The video shot by one kid is not award winning, but thank god for camera phones; makes me want to get a pure digital point and shoot camera now and just keep it on me at all times. If you haven't seen the video check it out here and a little write up here. Yes there is sound. Yes it is disturbing! Esp. when the officers make threats towards other students that if they don't back off, they too will be tased! Do these campus police officers have any human decency? I mean the guy was not 300 lbs. They could have easily picked him up from his arms and legs, or even dragged him out! But obviously the adrenaline gets to any security officer, especially at moments like these, and all common sense just jumps out the window. These officers should learn to keep it together. Very unprofessional! Note at the end of the video, the Asian officer with the Lance Armstrong yellow bracelet--I just thought that was a random photographic unconsciousness to point out.
Speaking of horrendous hygiene... I saw a dude taking a piss, in broad daylight, on 21st street. He was standing at an angle in front of a parked van. Thank god I was walking east and I was only subjected to the backview. I feel bad for any innocent old ladies walking west down that street because they would be forced into seeing a frontal view of this guy peeing. He was taking a piss on the right tire of this van. Very rude, if that wasn't his van! This was insane!
Though not as insane as the time a woman on the A train pulled her pants down, while the train was in motion, and took a piss in the subway car (all while singing loudly some R&B song, off tune). Of course everyone was shocked. At least some considerate dude warned others to "watch out!" for the trickling pee. Only in NYC I guess.
Oh, speaking of library's, that UCLA controversy over the tased student is just insane! Since when were campus security allowed to have and use tasers? What the hell do they need tasers for? This is so racial discrimination and profiling! Can we sing "everyone's a little/too much racist?!" The video shot by one kid is not award winning, but thank god for camera phones; makes me want to get a pure digital point and shoot camera now and just keep it on me at all times. If you haven't seen the video check it out here and a little write up here. Yes there is sound. Yes it is disturbing! Esp. when the officers make threats towards other students that if they don't back off, they too will be tased! Do these campus police officers have any human decency? I mean the guy was not 300 lbs. They could have easily picked him up from his arms and legs, or even dragged him out! But obviously the adrenaline gets to any security officer, especially at moments like these, and all common sense just jumps out the window. These officers should learn to keep it together. Very unprofessional! Note at the end of the video, the Asian officer with the Lance Armstrong yellow bracelet--I just thought that was a random photographic unconsciousness to point out.
Foo Fighters all acoustic is hot!
If you've been in a cave or too busy keeping up with Borat, Britney, or Madonna gossip...the Foo Fighters released a new cd called "Skin and Bones" which basically is an acoustic show (not just acoustic guitars, it's like mini orchestra orgasmic good, esp. in Everlong) of some of their classic songs and new songs. Plus Pat Smear came out of the blue to play with them, that is kick ass!
Well those of you cheap-os who don't like paying for music these days...you can preview the whole cd (or a big chunk of it) on clearchannelmusic.com. Check it here. Personally I'd buy it in like a month from now cos the audio files online here are beyond compressed, like a size 7 woman trying to squeeze into a size 2. Plus how can you not swoon over all the songs from "the Colour and the Shape" (those were highschool classics! If i had a timemachine and microwave popcorn, i'd travel back in time and watch my life like a movie.) Plus check out the acoustic "Big Me"...it'd like to see that acoustic show on video, just to see Pat Smear rockin out.
Well those of you cheap-os who don't like paying for music these days...you can preview the whole cd (or a big chunk of it) on clearchannelmusic.com. Check it here. Personally I'd buy it in like a month from now cos the audio files online here are beyond compressed, like a size 7 woman trying to squeeze into a size 2. Plus how can you not swoon over all the songs from "the Colour and the Shape" (those were highschool classics! If i had a timemachine and microwave popcorn, i'd travel back in time and watch my life like a movie.) Plus check out the acoustic "Big Me"...it'd like to see that acoustic show on video, just to see Pat Smear rockin out.
snoring in the library and sugardaddies.com
So I was in the library today, and among the annoying and disturbing noises I heard today (construction from outside, students whispering, some dude's music blaring from his headphones) I heard someone snoring really, really loud. Like grandpa snoring loud! Save it for the dorms kids, don't sleep in the library. I don't study in your apartment, so please don't sleep in my library.
I heard about this through Dr. Phil...sugardaddie.com. I thought it was fake, but apparently rich people have sunk to a creepy new low.
I heard about this through Dr. Phil...sugardaddie.com. I thought it was fake, but apparently rich people have sunk to a creepy new low.
2nd to funniest email i've gotten in my entire life!
I got this mass email yesterday from one of my department advisors at school...I also overheard the issue being discussed in the office yesterday. I never thought it's that hard to remember to close the door, but then again men have no shame, and no manners.
Please close the door to the Men's Restroom on the 10th floor upon entering AND leaving.
Female students have brought rightful complaints to the attention of the MFACA Staff
regarding the door being left open and being unexpectedly exposed to male students using
the restroom. This is not acceptable.
So please be thoughtful and close the door as the poster on the back of the Men's room
door plainly states.
Thank you male MFACA students for your consideration and cooperation.
I'd like to see what the sign says, because apparently there is a picture of a screaming woman on it too (I wonder if it's a stick figure or a real photo).
Please close the door to the Men's Restroom on the 10th floor upon entering AND leaving.
Female students have brought rightful complaints to the attention of the MFACA Staff
regarding the door being left open and being unexpectedly exposed to male students using
the restroom. This is not acceptable.
So please be thoughtful and close the door as the poster on the back of the Men's room
door plainly states.
Thank you male MFACA students for your consideration and cooperation.
I'd like to see what the sign says, because apparently there is a picture of a screaming woman on it too (I wonder if it's a stick figure or a real photo).
I'd like to see Paris Hilton get a masters degree!
This has been bothering me lately. I'm working my ass of on my thesis this year, and what has Paris Hilton done? Drunk driven and made out with Travis from Blink-182. And what has Britney done? Popped out another tater-tot and wasted her time supporting her talentless husband (though she said she wanted to go to college in late 2004, I don't think she was studying for exams these past two years). I know drunk driving and popping out kids is real hard work, sometimes I think that it 's even more demanding than a Masters degree. Yet, I'd like too see some of these {fill in your own adjective} blondes get a college degree or two.
I mean it's bad enough young teens look up to these women as "role models" (only in the physical sense) but they should set an example by even attempting to encourage higher education. Many actresses and actors find time from their busy schedule to get a degree, Rivers (Weezer) went back to get his degree from Havard. Come on, if the Olsen twins can go to college, anyone can! Think how much more of a commodity they would be if they got a simple bachelors degree. Just imagine...Britney Spears with a BA in theater...she could do another movie again without getting booed, Paris Hilton with a BA in practically anything would make her less {fill in your own blank}. Maybe that might decrease the likelihood of kids working for Walmart straight out of highschool.
I mean it's bad enough young teens look up to these women as "role models" (only in the physical sense) but they should set an example by even attempting to encourage higher education. Many actresses and actors find time from their busy schedule to get a degree, Rivers (Weezer) went back to get his degree from Havard. Come on, if the Olsen twins can go to college, anyone can! Think how much more of a commodity they would be if they got a simple bachelors degree. Just imagine...Britney Spears with a BA in theater...she could do another movie again without getting booed, Paris Hilton with a BA in practically anything would make her less {fill in your own blank}. Maybe that might decrease the likelihood of kids working for Walmart straight out of highschool.
gavin cut his hair!
I don't think I've ever seen Gavin Rossdale with short hair before. I suppose there's a first for everything...
i like to eavesdrop, but I don't like to eavesdrop on "where is this relationship going?"
I was riding the train this morning, late enough in the morning where it was not crowded and you could somewhat hear other people's conversations. And once again I was shocked to hear another inappropriate conversation taking place in a public place...so here's the gist of the situation...man and woman, man (from out of town) must have been visiting his girlfriend, and he had to go home today, she starts talking about I need to know where this relationship is going...blah, blah, blah, we need to talk about this, blah blah blah, something/what about marriage...we'd stay close to some city...blah blah blah. This guy did not seem to be in the same boat as this girl, but at least he was keeping his voice down (cos I couldn't make out what he said).
I was sitting across from them, and with the body language alone you could tell this woman was three steps back from borderline crying, with a couple pinches of baby sadness. The guy sitting next to them had the best seat in the house for this conversation. I should have asked him "what's the full gossip?" I'm just shocked as to what people talk about in close proximity with strangers, strangers whom you know are eavesdropping. Conversations like that are embarrassing and uncomfortable for all of us! Save it for home, a coffee shop, or a loud bar.
I was sitting across from them, and with the body language alone you could tell this woman was three steps back from borderline crying, with a couple pinches of baby sadness. The guy sitting next to them had the best seat in the house for this conversation. I should have asked him "what's the full gossip?" I'm just shocked as to what people talk about in close proximity with strangers, strangers whom you know are eavesdropping. Conversations like that are embarrassing and uncomfortable for all of us! Save it for home, a coffee shop, or a loud bar.
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